A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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Hellen keller

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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