- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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