What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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