Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Banana Hamock.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

"Knock knock." "No."

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

why is pie good. because it just is.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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