- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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