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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

What does water taste like? Water

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

Knock, Knock No one was home.

It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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