We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Anti Joke

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