- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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