Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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"Knock knock." "No."

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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