What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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hello anomonous

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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