What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Womens rights

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

FUS RO DAH!!!

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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