A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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world peace

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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