How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Dear crush, I want to drink you

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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