Dear crush, I want to drink you

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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