Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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"Knock knock." "No."

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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