Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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