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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Religion.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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