Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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What does water taste like? Water

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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