What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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mark lawson likes boys

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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My children are huge mistakes.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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