What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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What color is red paint? Red

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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world peace

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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