- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Knock Know! Come in!

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

A man makes a sandwich.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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