You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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what's up? my penis.

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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