- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Knock Know! Come in!

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Women's Rights

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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