- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.