- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

what's up? my penis.

Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Womens rights

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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