Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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Anti Joke

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