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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

This is a joke.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

for keeps?

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.