roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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Penis.

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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the WNBA

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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