- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Hi, my name is Jake.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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