A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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