Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

Hi, my name is Jake.

The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

Set up Punch line.

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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