- Anti Joke

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

for keeps?

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.