- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

what goes boo a sock

What do you call a black man? Black

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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