Feminism

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eden stop

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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minorities.....

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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YOU

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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