Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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what goes boo a sock

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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What do you call a black man? Black

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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