- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Banana Hamock.

"Knock knock." "No."

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

why is pie good. because it just is.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??