Neil is a reterd.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Bags of delicious poop.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

a jew walks out of a furnace

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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