what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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knock knock go away!!!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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