Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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whats my name? Matt

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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Q: Who followed E.T.A Hoffman? A: ASAP Rocky. (ETA and ASAP are both time-based abbreviations, ETA meaning 'estimated time of arrival' and ASAP meaning 'as soon as possible'. Thus, ASAP can form a response to a requested ETA. Additional humour comes from the dissonant occupations of the two individuals: E.T.A Hoffman being a nineteenth century gothic author, and ASAP Rocky being a modern rapper.)

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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This is not funny.

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