- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Cancer.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Ain't idn't a word.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Jebron Lames.

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