- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Latvia isn't a joke

Women's rights

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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