A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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What is white and black and red all over.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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