- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Vaginal secretions

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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Anti Joke

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