What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Jebron Lames.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

once you go black your credit goes wack

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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