Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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you suck

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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