- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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