my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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Rick santorum

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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I once did something.

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Sam Hengal.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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