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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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