If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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you suck

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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