- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

a black man did not eat chicken.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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