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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

ejaculation JLR

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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