Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Women's rights

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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