- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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