uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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