A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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