Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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