A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

KILL WHITEY

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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