What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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