Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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