- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

You're tall.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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This is not funny.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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