Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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A man with glasses and a cane walks out if a clothing store and accidentally bumps into a woman, knocking his hat off "Can't you watch where you're going?" the woman asks. The man then slaps her, knocking her to the ground. He picks up his new designer fedora, and drives off in his $90,000 Cadillac. The woman, after dusting herself off, gets the guy's plates, convinces a few witnesses to testify against the man, and informs the authorities of an assault. He was later arrested for assault as well as pimping and soliciting sex. He is found guilty in a court of law and is sentenced to 2-5 years in prison, and is doled a hefty fine.

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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. . I am a whale

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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