- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

im not food

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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