Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What's clear and wet? water

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Female rights.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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