- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

Robin get in the Batmobile.

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