- Anti Joke

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Bark I'm a tree