Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

A man makes a sandwich.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

What's green and blue? yellow

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Women's rights.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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