Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

Penis.

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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