- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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